Monday, July 14, 2008

Some cracking Holyrood chat


A few days behind the times, I wholeheartedly recommend that you head over to the splendid "Crap Holyrood Chat" blog - which is always worth a visit - for this superb counterexample; a cracking speech given by Mike Russell MSP, the SNP's Environment Minister.

I would normally give a minister pelters for displaying such brazen contempt for the parliamentary process, but given that the object of his disdain on this occasion is Robert Brown, a Lib Dem MSP so hypnotically, apocalyptically dull that he makes Alistair Darling look like a speed-addled cross between Lee Evans and Liberace, I instead applaud him without reservation.

The Minister for Environment (Michael Russell): I find myself in some difficulty, because the opening sentences of my speaking notes say:

"This has been a very valuable and useful debate. I welcome the contributions and views that have been expressed".
I publicly dissociate myself from that opinion. This has not been a "valuable and useful debate." It is of some significance that not one member has declared an interest - because there has been no interest in the debate. Outside the chamber, there will be no interest in the debate. By insisting on holding this debate, Robert Brown has succeeded in wasting everybody's time. Labour members have been very cute - they knew that first of all.

Robert Brown rose—

Michael Russell: No, Mr Brown, do not waste any more of my time. My keynote for this summing-up speech is just to get through it.

At the start of the debate, only three out of 16 Lib Dem members were present. They were not going to have Mr Brown wasting their time. Mr Chisholm did worse - only six out of 41 Labour members were in the chamber for the start of the debate. Even Mr Fraser managed just three out of 16. Those absent members knew that this afternoon's debate was pointless. It was a pointless occasion, and it was one of those occasions that do the Parliament no good whatever. Let us be ruthlessly honest about it: this was political theatre for those who are paid to be here. The debate had no other meaning.

David Whitton: Will the minister give way?

Michael Russell: No, I will not give way. My intention is just to get through this. I just want to get through it and go home. Just understand that, all right? [Interruption.]

The Deputy Presiding Officer: Order.

Mr McAveety: On a point of order, Presiding Officer. Is it appropriate for a minister, in responding to a debate, to say that he is here only "to get through it"?

Michael Russell: Yup.

The Deputy Presiding Officer: That is for the chamber to judge.

Michael Russell: It is appropriate for ministers to tell the truth, which is what I intend to do...

Do go and enjoy the whole transcript.

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Friday, July 04, 2008

Statue of Adam Smith unveiled in Edinburgh


At lunchtime today - and not before time - a statue of Scotland's greatest son is unveiled on Edinburgh's Royal Mile. Conceived and carried through by the Adam Smith Institute, who also raised the money (through private subscription, naturally), the statue of Adam Smith (pdf) will sit near St Giles' Cathedral on the site of a former market, and looks down towards the Canongate Kirk, where Smith is buried, and across the Firth of Forth to Fife, where he was born. The Scottish Parliament, however, is shielded from the great man's view, which is probably just as well.

Your scribe was honoured to participate in a debate last night alongside the ASI President Madsen Pirie, former Scottish Secretary Michael Forsyth, and assorted well-intentioned but hopelessly muddled lefties. A good time was had by all, although Mr E partook perhaps too liberally of the free bar. The Scottish blogging community was represented, too; Freedom and Whisky was present, Jeff from SNP Tactical Voting was there as well, and I could have sworn I saw the Reactionary Snob leaving with a girl half his age, though I suppose it may have been his daughter.

Comment on the artistic merit of the statue will need to wait for an hour or so until its unveiling. But, either way, it will be a fitting tribute to the man who revolutionised the way we see the world and virtually invented modern economics, and who, last night at least, launched a thousand "invisible hand" gags, most of them pretty lame.

UPDATE: Well, it was a splendid affair. On a dull Edinburgh day, the sun came out just in time for the unveiling, glinting off Brian Monteith's improbably bright suit to the general dazzlement of the assembled crowd. There was a short speech by a man who I initially thought was Willie Nelson but turned out to be the Nobel Prize-winning economist Vernon Smith, and then the rope was pulled and the statue revealed.

It looks splendid, I think - if somewhat stern. I didn't get a picture, but I suspect that there will be a few floating about soon and I shall post one when I can. Now, to the pub!

SECOND UPDATE: The ASI have a superb photo gallery up here. If you look hard enough, you may even spot your scribe...

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Setting a pleasing example


Via the indispensable Croydonian, this:

"LAHORE, April 8: Lawyers beat up the former minister for law and parliamentary affairs, Dr Sher Afgan Niazi, at the Fane Road here on Tuesday, ignoring bar leaders’ warnings that their action would jeopardise the drive for the revival of the pre-emergency judiciary....

When Dr Niazi was finally brought out, visibly charged lawyers swooped down on him from all directions, thrashing him with fists and kicks.... A lawyer took off one of his shoes and lashed at Dr Niazi while others threw eggs and tomatoes at him. When Dr Niazi tried to board the Edhi ambulance, a lawyer seized him by the collar and dragged him into the vehicle, punching him repeatedly".

Substitute "Mr Straw" for "Dr Niazi" and you begin to realise that there is much we can learn from our friends on the subcontinent...

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Adam Smith statue nearing completion


The statue of Adam Smith that will soon grace Edinburgh's Royal Mile - and not before time - is taking shape:

The statue shows Smith in later life – he spent the last twelve years of his life in Edinburgh, where he had been appointed a Commissioner of Customs, which might explain his slightly stern look.

Behind him is a ploughshare, modelled from a contemporary plough in the Scottish Farming Museum, which reminds us of an economic doctrine from which Smith made great advances – the physiocrat doctrine that all wealth stemmed ultimately from agriculture. To his front is a beehive, a symbol of industry, topped by a globe on which Smith rests his hand - made invisible by his academic gown.

When viewed from the High Street, Smith's academic dress will dominate, reminding us of Smith the philosopher; and behind him we will see St. Giles's Cathedral, complementing the evocation of eternal ideas. Viewed from the other side, Smith's everyday wear dominates, reminding us of Smith the economist; and behind, the City Chambers (on the site of the office where Smith used to work) complements the evocation of the changing, current ideas of economics and politics.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Il mio mistero è chiuso in me


Via Andrew Sullivan, a great, great YouTube moment (needs sound) which even the sight of Piers Morgan's ugly mug can't ruin. This bloke's name is Paul Potts, he works at the Carphone Warehouse, and for some insane reason he thinks he can sing opera. (Don't they all?)


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Friday, June 01, 2007

Tul Bahadur Pun VC



Bravo.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

He is old, but it is beautiful


It was tempting to run this picture as a caption competition in its own right:


'I trust you will not allow any of these weapons to be commissioned'


Ian Paisley has been a hate figure for Catholics for decades now (this article from Sean O'Hagan captures the mood quite well), but in his twilight years I find myself warming to the old bastard. Yesterday he visited the Boyne with Bertie Ahern, and couldn't resist a little fun at the Taoiseach's expense.


The two leaders planted a walnut tree together at the site of the government funded museum, and Paisley presented Ahern with a musket captured by William's forces at the Boyne.

Paisley joked: "I trust you will not allow any of these weapons to be commissioned."

The gift was a thank you to Ahern for the walnut bowl, cut from a tree on the site, which he presented to Paisley and his wife Eileen to mark their wedding anniversary during the talks that paved the way for devolution.

Paisley thanked Ahern for his welcome and for the planned £10million visitors' centre. He added: "You will have an invasion from Ulster on many occasions."


It's a mark of how far we've come that an Irish Prime Minister sees a visit to the site of the Battle of the Boyne with Ian Paisley, of all people, as a handy bit of electioneering, but that was the subtext to yesterday's photo-op. As O'Hagan points out, 'Dr. No' seems to be softening up in his old age:


Not only has he been seen smiling in the presence of the Shinners, he has even started cracking a joke or two. When asked by Ahern why he always had boiled eggs for breakfast, he replied: 'It would be hard for you to poison them.'


Many people, myself included, feel that the Blair government gave far too much to Sinn Fein and the IRA, much too quickly. But if this bizarre power-sharing arrangement lasts, we may yet see Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams sharing the Nobel Peace Prize. How fucking weird would that be?

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Another Howard Newsnight moment


Thursday night's Newsnight was a 90-minute special on Tony's departure, and this, via Chicken Yoghurt, was by far the best moment from it.


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Friday, April 20, 2007

Football as art


I'm pretty sure I've nothing to add to this.


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Friday, February 16, 2007

Well done that man


As an antidote to the sordid tales of blogging catfights referred to in the post directly below this one, here, via Ellee Seymour, is a heartwarming tale.

Chernobyl Children Lifeline flew a dozen children over to the UK for a holiday (during which they would also be provided with some medical care) and asked Gordon Brown to waive the airport tax for the visit - as a result of his new tax wheeze an eyewatering £980. Predictably, Brown refused.

Enter Tom Paine, who with remarkable generosity stepped in and paid the £980 out of his own pocket - on the proviso that readers of Ellee's blog matched the gesture for next year's taxes. A remarkable gesture, and a little reminder that it's not all shit-throwing and abuse.

Back tomorrow with more shit-throwing and abuse. In the meantime, if you are so minded, why not sign the petition to have charitable flights such as these exempted from the exorbitant new airport tax.

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