Monday, 15 September 2008
Live And Let Die
Omar Bakri, an Islamic preacher, said [Paul] McCartney's decision to perform as part of Israel's 60th anniversary celebrations made him the enemy of Muslims worldwide."If he values his life, Mr. McCartney must not come to Israel," Bakri was quoted as saying. "He will not be safe there. The sacrifice operatives will be waiting for him."
Yeah, good old Omar Bakri, eh? Good to hear from him again. (It's always "death" with these people, isn't it? Can't you just suggest they stop buying Wings CDs? Sheesh.)
And, as Mick points out, "sacrifice operatives" is such a cute term - kind of an Islamist version of an "account executive" or somesuch, isn't it?
Sacrifice operative, Gaza / Tel Aviv, £neg
Sacrifice operatives wanted for immediate start in rapidly exploding market. 3 hour fixed contract, generous final salary pension plan. No prior qualifications required, all training, equipment etc will be provided.
Good team player credentials, willingness to learn, can-do attitude and intense hatred of Jews a definite plus.
Salary scale: 65 - 72 virgins in afterlife, depending on experience. Must be willing to travel.
No timewasters or infidels.
This position is subject to an Enhanced Disclosure check. Hamas is an equal opportunities employer.
Labels: Scumbags
Comments:
<< Home
"depending on experience"
And presumably, this is the one job where prior experience is a negative, since it proves you're no bloody good...
And presumably, this is the one job where prior experience is a negative, since it proves you're no bloody good...
So will the splodeydopes be able to sue Hamas and Bakri from the afterlife if they only end up with 72 raisins, rather than 72 virgins?
Anyway, Paul McCartney has just gone up in my estimation...
Anyway, Paul McCartney has just gone up in my estimation...
Mark Thomas did the suicide bomber application form joke over ten years ago, just that his was a little bit more snappy: "Bored with life? No friends? Must have own car..."
Post a Comment
<< Home
