Friday, March 21, 2008
She just couldn't wait to spend the money, could she?
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Surprisingly, I'd not seen a picture of Heather with a strap-on before.
By the way - I notice in the judgement that she was looking for £30,000 a year to pay for wine. 30k on booze? That woman must have hollow legs.
By the way - I notice in the judgement that she was looking for £30,000 a year to pay for wine. 30k on booze? That woman must have hollow legs.
This would have made a good caption competition but I think the heading supplied is hard to improve.
My biggest regret is that we can no longer tell the joke about Macca buying her a plane for Christmas, and a Ladyshave for the other leg.
My fave jokes re Heather:
Mrs. Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like it's easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
Mrs. Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like it's easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
Back @ fidothedog:
What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?
One has got 25 million quid, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings.
The other ones a building society.
I don't know why Heather Mills campaigns against landmines.
After all, she's only half as much at risk from them.
Following her divorce settlement, Heather Mills has announced she will be resuming her charity world tour.
She's going back to Peking.
Paul McCartney, meanwhile, has announced that he's going back to Wanking.
What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?
One has got 25 million quid, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings.
The other ones a building society.
I don't know why Heather Mills campaigns against landmines.
After all, she's only half as much at risk from them.
Following her divorce settlement, Heather Mills has announced she will be resuming her charity world tour.
She's going back to Peking.
Paul McCartney, meanwhile, has announced that he's going back to Wanking.
I think it's sad, what with all those beautiful love songs Paul wrote for her:
I Saw Her Leaning There
I'd Better Hold Your Hand
Hobble-la-di Hobble-la-da
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I Saw Her Leaning There
I'd Better Hold Your Hand
Hobble-la-di Hobble-la-da
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