Mr Eugenides: "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded"

Friday, March 28, 2008

"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded"

This is magnificent:

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith. "This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.

Police are investigating a claim of assault.

Holyhead, eh? You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

Labels: Entertainment, Humour, Idiotarians

// posted by Mr Eugenides @ 12:16 PM

Comments:

Never mind the dark side, the powers that be will no doubt be horrified to learn that - judging by the picture in the Times - the Dark Lord of the Sith is a smoker

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