Wednesday, 7 March 2007
Yr visa rns out nxt week m8 so fk off
People visiting Britain on visas are to be sent text messages warning them that their “time is running out” as part of John Reid’s get-tough policy towards illegal immigrants.
There's a flaw in this plan, but for the life of me I can't put my finger on what it might be...
But the Home Office admitted that the effectiveness of the initiative will be limited, as there is no obligation on visitors to provide officials with their mobile phone numbers.
Oh, I remember now. We're ruled by fuckwits.
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"People visiting Britain on visas are to be sent text messages warning them that their “time is running out”.."
Well, I can't think of a better 'Welcome to the UK!' for the genuine visitors & workers than that....
What a crazy, mendacious, headline grabbing stunt. Who on Earth dreamed it up, and why did they think it might reflect well on the Home Office...?
Well, I can't think of a better 'Welcome to the UK!' for the genuine visitors & workers than that....
What a crazy, mendacious, headline grabbing stunt. Who on Earth dreamed it up, and why did they think it might reflect well on the Home Office...?
Visitors? Officials? Have we got our terminology right there? Has there ever been a VISITOR to a foreign country who has ever voluntarily given their mobile phone number to an OFFICIAL? did they mean immigrant and immigration official. It's so nebulous its unansweable. And then to think of someone from the home Office actually sending a text... and then to think - oh I give up! I think I must be missing the point in a big way here, because up until only a few weeks ago you could critique what these arsewipes were saying, but now you just don't know where to begin. they are truly, truly insane. Can you imagine the commercial equivalent - you are middle management at Marks and Spencer - your company want to raise the profile of its shoppers to a minimum of BB - so you go to your line boss and say "Hey, what we need to do is get hold of all the mobile numbers of the C shoppers and below and text them to tell them not to come in to our stores" Promotion or the sack or the call to the men in white coats?
This is what we want, young hip happening mandarins at the Home Office who are into txtng and ipods - they probably wear their bowler hats backwards!
If you were here on a visa, would you be going around thinking, "Now there's something about this visa of mine that I can't quite put my finger on. I'm sure it'll come to me... Oh look I've got a text..."
If you were here on a visa, would you be going around thinking, "Now there's something about this visa of mine that I can't quite put my finger on. I'm sure it'll come to me... Oh look I've got a text..."
It must be at the head of the priority list that everyone has when they arrive in the UK - above finding somewhere to live and above finding a job is "give the Home Office my mobile number so they can remind me when it is time to leave the country."
I would have used "fucktards" rather than "fuckwits", though.
I would have used "fucktards" rather than "fuckwits", though.
Fortunately the official opposition is more interested in ... err ... whatever it is they're interested in. (It hasn't yet been drawn to my atttention.) So there is no danger that this loopy idea will enjoy the Parliamentary ridicule it deserves.
luckily this is so mad as to lose all credibility immidiately.
This is the stuff of The Day Today legend.
This is the stuff of The Day Today legend.
Of course if you did have their mobile phone numbers you could track them to about 20m using the GSM signal. They could then be rounded up and deported.
More likely, the PC fuckwits that would run the system (aka the Immigration Service) would probably just send them an electronic copy of the asylum application form.
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More likely, the PC fuckwits that would run the system (aka the Immigration Service) would probably just send them an electronic copy of the asylum application form.
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