Saturday, 20 January 2007

"Half-human, half-animal"


Via the Telegraph, this almost unbelievable story:


A woman who emerged naked from the jungle to scavenge for food is thought to have lived as lived in the wild for almost 20 years and to have learnt to live like an animal.

The local police chief described the woman as 'half-human and half-animal.' "When I saw her, she was naked and walking in a bending-forward position like a monkey." he said. "She was shaking and picking up grains of rice from the ground to eat. Her eyes were red like tigers' eyes."

The woman, though, is unable to speak, so cannot identify herself or explain what happened to her, how she survived, or why she did not seek help.

"She is strange," said the police chief. "She looks half-human and half-animal. She is like a wild person."

The woman has difficulty communicating - she pats her stomach to signal she is hungry. "If she is not sleeping, she just sits and glances left and right, left and right" he added.




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Comments:
Christ I thought it was Cherie Blair but the evidence suggests it's someone brighter...only 60,000,000 to check in the UK then...
 
Much as I dislike her, I don't think that stupidity is an apt adjective for Cherie Blair.
 
Arggh...send it back to the jungle!!

...er - what is the bet that ITV sign jade up tot the next jungle series?
 
Seems well fed for a female Kaspar Hauser.
 
I read this over breakfast and after reading it, my breakfast was over...
 
"Jade can't be a racist, she's mixed-race herself" said many of the Vulgar One's defenders. Hmm. Human - and what...?
 
this isnt her photo
there is the real one

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,244440,00.html


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How do you make Jades eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear.

Had that one texted me today, so figured as its pick on monkey woman time it would do.
 
if she just came from the jungle and isnt used to our social customs, why is she covering her breats, as if she means to hide them?

i would think that if she's totally undomesticated, she'd be totaly unaware of that social rule but... i guess not...?
 
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